Funny Birthday Card: How to Find Out If You're Old | Funny Birthday Greeting Card
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Funny Birthday Card: How to Find Out If You're Old | Funny Birthday Greeting Card Details:
Front: How to find out if you're old: Fall Down If people laugh, you're young If people panic, you're old!
Inside: Hope your birthday is full of all the fun you can stand!
Features: Thermal Inks
Artist: Pigment Productions Ltd
Size: 5 x 7
Celebrate another year of wisdom (and maybe a few tumbles) with our hilarious 'How to Find Out If You're Old' Birthday Card! This witty greeting card features a relatable joke about aging, perfect for anyone who can appreciate a good laugh about getting older. The front reads: 'HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE OLD: FALL DOWN... IF PEOPLE LAUGH, YOU'RE YOUNG IF PEOPLE PANIC, YOU'RE OLD!'. Inside, the card wishes them 'HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FULL OF ALL THE FUN YOU CAN STAND!'. Ideal for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone celebrating a milestone birthday, this card is sure to bring a smile and a knowing chuckle. Printed on high-quality cardstock, it's the perfect way to send some lighthearted birthday cheer.
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