Birthday Card - Well It Appears That You've Come To A Major Crossroads

The cover features humorous art created by Crash Cooper of a cowboy on a horse in the middle of the desert staring at a cactus with two signs on it that read "Been There," and "Done That." The front of the card reads, "Well, it appears that you've come to a major crossroads..." The inside reads, "Older than dirt, but still above it. Happy Birthday."