Funny Birthday Card: Women Sitting on Cake | Funny Birthday Greeting Card
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Funny Birthday Card: Women Sitting on Cake | Funny Birthday Greeting Card Details:
Front: I now know how it will all end for us...
Inside: One of our kids will unplug our life support to charge their phone! Happy Birthday to someone old enough to remember land lines and phone books.
Features: Glitter, Die-cut
Artist: Shari Jenkins
Size: 5 1/2 x 7 1/4
Bring a smile to her face with this hilariously relatable birthday card! Featuring a vintage-style image of two women perched on a vibrant cake amidst festive decorations, the card's front declares, 'I now know how it will all end for us...' The inside continues the laugh with, 'One of our kids will unplug our life support to charge their phone! Happy Birthday to someone old enough to remember land lines and phone books.' Perfect for friends, sisters, or any woman with a great sense of humor who appreciates a good nostalgic chuckle about parenting and technology. This unique greeting card is sure to be a memorable addition to her special day.
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